Chocolate Adventurers Pillows

A Guide To Suspicious Candy

"We found 11 eggs. Where did you hide the last egg, dad?"

"So team, it's Easter tomorrow: we need to be up early to find the eggs in the garden before the kids..."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Picking pastries.

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

A dog at the bakery.

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

Secret sweetie drawer...

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

Easter Egg Delivery

'She gets so excited for the dumbest reasons.'

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'