Baking Adventurer Pillows

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

'Someone added chocolate chips to all my recipe files. Do you know anything about that?'

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

"So, now it's a three and twenty blackbird pie?"

"You know what, the recipe for crackers is quite simple. How about we try to bake some instead of begging for them all the time?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"You do like octopus?"

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

What the Doctor Ordered

La Table

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Bermuda Triangles

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"War is hell and so is this soup."

Try to guess the continent dining...

"Rump roast?"

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"