Breakfast Adventurer Pillows

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

'You sounded kinda sick so I put cough syrup on em'.'

Full English all day.

'Don't worry. We probably got our cast iron stomachs from her.'

'Did you know that cereal is the only thing with a prize in it?!'

'I can't I'm scared of old people!'

'Did you see how she just threw caution to the wind and ate it?'

'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!'

Curry for Breakfast.

Man in pyjamas walks into cereal cafe

Signs your breakfast is trying to kill you.

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"That's it. We’re toast."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

German Expressionist Breakfast

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

'Now here's a place I like!'

Toast: the high energy food

Garlic Free Zone.

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

French Early Bird

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

'Anybody for breakfast?'

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

Cereal Tasting.

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"