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'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

'Someone added chocolate chips to all my recipe files. Do you know anything about that?'

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

"So, now it's a three and twenty blackbird pie?"

"You know what, the recipe for crackers is quite simple. How about we try to bake some instead of begging for them all the time?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"You do like octopus?"

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

What the Doctor Ordered

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

La Table

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

Bermuda Triangles

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"Rump roast?"

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Try to guess the continent dining...

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'