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"So now I have to learn about the health benefits of turmeric?"

"We'll have the grilled penguin."

PICK YOUR OWN sign above lobster tank in restaurant with a FIRST AID kit beside the tank.

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"C'mon, Tia Carmen...pull my finger!"

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

Come dine with me!

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

What the Doctor Ordered

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"You do like octopus?"

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

6 Brothers Falafel

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

La Table

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"You owe me five bucks."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Try to guess the continent dining...

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"Rump roast?"

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

Bermuda Triangles

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"