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"So now I have to learn about the health benefits of turmeric?"

"We'll have the grilled penguin."

PICK YOUR OWN sign above lobster tank in restaurant with a FIRST AID kit beside the tank.

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"C'mon, Tia Carmen...pull my finger!"

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

Come dine with me!

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"You do like octopus?"

What the Doctor Ordered

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

La Table

6 Brothers Falafel

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Try to guess the continent dining...

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"Rump roast?"

Bermuda Triangles

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"You owe me five bucks."

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"War is hell and so is this soup."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'