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'Edna's fish casserole dates to 1607 Jamestown, and the antidote to 1995, may clinic.'

'Dinner will be a little late -- I was overcome by the fumes.'

Come dine with me!

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"You do like octopus?"

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

What the Doctor Ordered

La Table

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

6 Brothers Falafel

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"You owe me five bucks."

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Try to guess the continent dining...

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Bermuda Triangles

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

"Rump roast?"

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'