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'I don't care what the timer says - my nose says they're done.'

April 12,1989: The last day Ryan ever ate pancakes. 'I ran out of pancake mix so I fried up patties of my facial cream.'

"Uh, thanks for fixing 'ants on a log', Grandma, but I think you're s'pose to put raisins in the peanut butter, not real ants!"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

What the Doctor Ordered

"You do like octopus?"

La Table

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

Bermuda Triangles

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Rump roast?"

"War is hell and so is this soup."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

Benihana style of cooking.

Super Heroes.