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"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

What the Doctor Ordered

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"You do like octopus?"

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

La Table

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

Bermuda Triangles

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Rump roast?"

"War is hell and so is this soup."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

'Now here's a place I like!'

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

The discovery of asparagus.

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'