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Chef using an electric train to roll pastry.

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

The Witches Discover The Wok

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

"To keep prices down, we require you to cook your own food, wait in yourselves and wash your dishes."

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

Thank you for the wedding present.

'Too much salt!'

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

'Well, that's the last of the garlic repellent.'

'It counts as one of your five portions a day.'

Salvador Deli

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

'Cook books! I love to learn new ways to cook things.'

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

"Yes...it may not be the Ritz, Rupert old chum but it's all good home cooked fare!"

'The doctor said I was ready for solids, but not this solid!'

'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'

Flatware Follies.

'How much just to feel sorry for it?'

Whistling Kettle

'I see there are more 'pins' on the family homepage,'

'Oh, it's lovely, dear! Everything is so conveniently arranged to save you time in the morning!'

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

Who wants to lick the swatters.