Whimsical Kitchen Enthusiast T-Shirts

Chef using an electric train to roll pastry.

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

The Witches Discover The Wok

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

"To keep prices down, we require you to cook your own food, wait in yourselves and wash your dishes."

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

Thank you for the wedding present.

'Too much salt!'

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

Salvador Deli

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

'Well, that's the last of the garlic repellent.'

'The doctor said I was ready for solids, but not this solid!'

'Cook books! I love to learn new ways to cook things.'

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

"Yes...it may not be the Ritz, Rupert old chum but it's all good home cooked fare!"

'It counts as one of your five portions a day.'

'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'

Flatware Follies.

Whistling Kettle

'How much just to feel sorry for it?'

'I see there are more 'pins' on the family homepage,'

'Oh, it's lovely, dear! Everything is so conveniently arranged to save you time in the morning!'

"Sorry about the excessive saffron — the Jets fumbled on their own 20."

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"