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'Well, that's the last of the garlic repellent.'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

Kentucky Fried Horse

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

Roadkill Restaurant

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

Thank you for the wedding present.

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

"Yes...it may not be the Ritz, Rupert old chum but it's all good home cooked fare!"

Salvador Deli

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'

'How much just to feel sorry for it?'

Whistling Kettle

'Oh, it's lovely, dear! Everything is so conveniently arranged to save you time in the morning!'

'I see there are more 'pins' on the family homepage,'

Served "giant claw" style.

"So much to do... so little time."

Chef using an electric train to roll pastry.

A seafood restaurants has live fish swimming around its kitchen.

"Sorry about the excessive saffron — the Jets fumbled on their own 20."

'I need a house with more counter space!'

'One piece of toast or two?'

Pig watching a chef cut up his leg.

A watched kettle never boils.

Cuckoo blender