Quirky Kitchen Aficionado Gifts

'Well, that's the last of the garlic repellent.'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

Kentucky Fried Horse

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

Octopi a la mode.

Roadkill Restaurant

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

Thank you for the wedding present.

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

Salvador Deli

"Yes...it may not be the Ritz, Rupert old chum but it's all good home cooked fare!"

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'

Whistling Kettle

'How much just to feel sorry for it?'

Chef using an electric train to roll pastry.

"So much to do... so little time."

Served "giant claw" style.

'Oh, it's lovely, dear! Everything is so conveniently arranged to save you time in the morning!'

'I see there are more 'pins' on the family homepage,'

"Sorry about the excessive saffron — the Jets fumbled on their own 20."

A seafood restaurants has live fish swimming around its kitchen.

'One piece of toast or two?'

'I need a house with more counter space!'

Pig watching a chef cut up his leg.

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