Quirky Kitchen Lover Gifts

Ants take cheese and grater

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Baker Romance

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"All our vegetables are organic, ethically sourced and stunned before being boiled."

Kentucky Fried Horse

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

Tzatzikicicle

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

Octopi a la mode.

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

Roadkill Restaurant

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

'Well, that's the last of the garlic repellent.'

Salvador Deli

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

'Two plates of regurgitated worms?'

Served "giant claw" style.

Chef using an electric train to roll pastry.

"We're very strict. No soy milk, no veggie burgers, no margarine... nothing that even looks like an animal product."

"Oh boy! My favorite! Squirrel cake!"

Cuckoo blender

"I can't remember if they turned me off or not"

Hospital Food

'...So it's an orange orange Roughy smoothie?'

'I'll try the turkey, with chestnut and penicillin stuffing.'