Quirky Kitchen Lover Gifts

Ants take cheese and grater

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Baker Romance

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

Kentucky Fried Horse

Tzatzikicicle

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

Roadkill Restaurant

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

'Well, that's the last of the garlic repellent.'

Salvador Deli

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

'Two plates of regurgitated worms?'

Served "giant claw" style.

"We're very strict. No soy milk, no veggie burgers, no margarine... nothing that even looks like an animal product."

"Oh boy! My favorite! Squirrel cake!"

Chef using an electric train to roll pastry.

'I'll try the turkey, with chestnut and penicillin stuffing.'

Cuckoo blender

Parisian Bohemians - Proprietor of a rabbit restaurant catching stray cats

"I can't remember if they turned me off or not"

'...So it's an orange orange Roughy smoothie?'

Hospital Food

'If I were you I wouldn't eat this on an empty stomach.'