Kitchen Quirk Enthusiast Gifts

Cuckoo clock in a kitchen with a cooked bird

"Tia Carmen, chickens can't live on our kitchen shelves!"

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

"To keep prices down, we require you to cook your own food, wait in yourselves and wash your dishes."

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

Scales

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

Thank you for the wedding present.

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

'Too much salt!'

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

'Well, that's the last of the garlic repellent.'

"Yes...it may not be the Ritz, Rupert old chum but it's all good home cooked fare!"

'The doctor said I was ready for solids, but not this solid!'

'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'

Flatware Follies.

Whistling Kettle

'How much just to feel sorry for it?'

"So much to do... so little time."

Chef using an electric train to roll pastry.

"Our steaks are unusually tough tonight."

"He's Britains most eligible Spatula."

'I see there are more 'pins' on the family homepage,'

'Oh, it's lovely, dear! Everything is so conveniently arranged to save you time in the morning!'

A seafood restaurants has live fish swimming around its kitchen.

"Sorry about the excessive saffron — the Jets fumbled on their own 20."

'One piece of toast or two?'