Kitchen Quirkster Gifts

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

It turns out they don't go together so well,

"The meatloaf just tapped S.O.S. in Morse code."

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

Onion operation.

"Namaste."

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

'Guys, I think this is one of those 'let it go' moments in life when you have to relax and just trust the processor!'

'I wish you'd make those meatballs a little lighter; they hurt!'

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

'Well, that's the last of the garlic repellent.'

Seriously, try leaving them out for a day. They're delicious al dente!

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

"Oh, how nice. You're just in time to cut the vegetables,"

'Fish fresh?' 'I don't know I've only been here two weeks .'

"The trick to this particular dish is not letting your mother mess it up."

'Blackened Fish: Cook until the smoke detector goes off.'

'...So it's an orange orange Roughy smoothie?'

'Where's the cheese?'

Cuckoo blender

"I think it's the spoon you want, I'm a confirmed spatula."

Ants take cheese and grater

'Get off me you Crepe.'

"Gourmet burgers on rustic platters - coming right up!"

"Your husband's pot roast is heavenly. It takes an eternity to chew it."

'Won't Mommie be surprised when she sees we've installed a garbage disposal.'

'Hurry down here before your breakfast gets hot!'

"Egg Beater"

Tea and Coffee

"They ran out of carrots."

'Gone out - your skyscraper is in the oven.'

'Do you find the roast to have a faint 'woody' taste?' 'Could be, I couldn't find the carving knife so I used my band saw... cuts like butter.'

"My parents are really upset. I'm dating a guy who's not microwave and dishwasher safe."