Kitchen Quirkster T-Shirts

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Onion operation.

"Namaste."

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

'Guys, I think this is one of those 'let it go' moments in life when you have to relax and just trust the processor!'

'I wish you'd make those meatballs a little lighter; they hurt!'

'Well, that's the last of the garlic repellent.'

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

"Oh, how nice. You're just in time to cut the vegetables,"

'Fish fresh?' 'I don't know I've only been here two weeks .'

"The trick to this particular dish is not letting your mother mess it up."

"Your husband's pot roast is heavenly. It takes an eternity to chew it."

'Get off me you Crepe.'

Ants take cheese and grater

'Blackened Fish: Cook until the smoke detector goes off.'

Cuckoo blender

"I think it's the spoon you want, I'm a confirmed spatula."

'...So it's an orange orange Roughy smoothie?'

'Where's the cheese?'

"Gourmet burgers on rustic platters - coming right up!"

'Won't Mommie be surprised when she sees we've installed a garbage disposal.'

"They ran out of carrots."

'Hurry down here before your breakfast gets hot!'

"Egg Beater"

Tea and Coffee

'Gone out - your skyscraper is in the oven.'

'Do you find the roast to have a faint 'woody' taste?' 'Could be, I couldn't find the carving knife so I used my band saw... cuts like butter.'

'Don't put knife in your mouth.' 'My forks leaks.'

"My parents are really upset. I'm dating a guy who's not microwave and dishwasher safe."