Whimsical Kitchen Adventurer Gifts

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

What the Doctor Ordered

"You do like octopus?"

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

La Table

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"Rump roast?"

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

Bermuda Triangles

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

Hats and Food

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'