Whimsical Kitchen Wizard Gifts

Who wants to lick the swatters.

Come dine with me!

Lady of the Cake.

Domestic Goddess.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Hungry child

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

"Home depot."

Cookbooks

Benihana style of cooking.

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Flying sauces.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Newt sale

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

Cake Friday!

Surprise in the salad bowl

Witch's Brew.

'My brother's a proper cook - he's come as a witness'

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

'Cooking'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

You're the sizzle in my roast!

The Perfect Foil

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.