Whimsical Kitchen Wizard T-Shirts

Come dine with me!

Lady of the Cake.

Domestic Goddess.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Hungry child

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Cookbooks

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

"Home depot."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Newt sale

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

Benihana style of cooking.

Flying sauces.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

Cake Friday!

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

'Cooking'

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

You're the sizzle in my roast!

Surprise in the salad bowl

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

'My brother's a proper cook - he's come as a witness'

The Perfect Foil

Witch's Brew.

Cookery Lesson.