Kitchen Wizard T-Shirts

"So this where the magic happens."

Lady of the Cake.

We Welcome Feedback.

'Ramses' kitchen nightmares'.

'It cooks great, but it won't fit in the dishwasher.'

"We can't be out of mustard. I'm showing two bottles in the panty, top shelf, on the left"

'Your mother can whip up a great meal, kids, while at the same time, suppressing her hopes, dreams and aspirations.'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

'I think we need some more baking soda, dear.'

'I have twenty cook books and one diet book. I think that may be the problem to my weight gain.'

It's Tinned !

"Why can't he be satisfied with just getting the souffle to rise?"

Pancakes

Recipe from the American Cheese Council.

"But my piano teacher says every good boy deserves fudge."

"Why, this broth we made is magnificent!"

Emeril Lagasse

"I bought this 'automatic bread maker', and so far it hasn't made any!"

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

"She never measures anything when she's cooking. Only eyeballs it."

Jim's Smart Kettle

'the emergence of an era Household appliances now proven to be smarter than the average family"

Mary Berry

Michel Roux Jr

"Your husband tells me you're a wonderful cook!"

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

Cutlery store: Big Sale! Everything slashed!

Witch's Brew.

'Firstly whip your eggs....and everything else.'

'... and this is the library. We only use this room when our special friends visit. OK! Back to the kitchen.'

'Eggs, I'm cooking eggs!'

'So. . . How is it? Too salty? Too spicy?'

'Son, do you think I'm ready for my own cooking show?'

'Did you notice I've oiled your food mixer?'

Rustic. . .The word you use when the recipe goes wrong.