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"So this where the magic happens."

Lady of the Cake.

'It cooks great, but it won't fit in the dishwasher.'

'Ramses' kitchen nightmares'.

We Welcome Feedback.

"We can't be out of mustard. I'm showing two bottles in the panty, top shelf, on the left"

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

'I think we need some more baking soda, dear.'

'Your mother can whip up a great meal, kids, while at the same time, suppressing her hopes, dreams and aspirations.'

"Why can't he be satisfied with just getting the souffle to rise?"

"But my piano teacher says every good boy deserves fudge."

It's Tinned !

"Why, this broth we made is magnificent!"

'I have twenty cook books and one diet book. I think that may be the problem to my weight gain.'

Recipe from the American Cheese Council.

Pancakes

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

Rustic. . .The word you use when the recipe goes wrong.

'the emergence of an era Household appliances now proven to be smarter than the average family"

"Your husband tells me you're a wonderful cook!"

'Did you notice I've oiled your food mixer?'

'So. . . How is it? Too salty? Too spicy?'

Cutlery store: Big Sale! Everything slashed!

'Son, do you think I'm ready for my own cooking show?'

Witch's Brew.

'Firstly whip your eggs....and everything else.'

'... and this is the library. We only use this room when our special friends visit. OK! Back to the kitchen.'

Michel Roux Jr

'Eggs, I'm cooking eggs!'

Tortoise and the Hare

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

Chicken

"And how exactly am I supposed to peel the carrots when we don't even have an electronic multi blade adjustable potato peeler?"

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