Kitchen Garden Wizard T-Shirts

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

Lady of the Cake.

Domestic Goddess.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Allotment

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Rose Garden

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

Too much cilantro

A Day In The Kitchen

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Cake Friday!

Toast: the high energy food

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

'That plant food really works!'

The Perfect Foil

'My brother's a proper cook - he's come as a witness'

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

Witch's Brew.

'Cooking'

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

Cookery Lesson.

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

The perfect man

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

Roasted Peppers