Kitchen Garden Wizard T-Shirts

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

Lady of the Cake.

Domestic Goddess.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Allotment

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Rose Garden

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

Too much cilantro

A Day In The Kitchen

Cake Friday!

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

Toast: the high energy food

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'That plant food really works!'

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

The Perfect Foil

Witch's Brew.

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

'Cooking'

'My brother's a proper cook - he's come as a witness'

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

Cookery Lesson.

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

The perfect man

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

Beauty and the Baste

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"Tastes great, less killing!"

"Do you have an Isa?"