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Planting Dreams.

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Allotment

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Garden Goddess.

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

Bee flying to another flower.

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Cats and gardens.

Too much cilantro

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

A Day In The Kitchen

Lawnmower

The Fall of Gnome

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

Et in Arcadia Ego

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Do you mind!!?'

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Ecology

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

"To keep prices down, we require you to cook your own food, wait in yourselves and wash your dishes."

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'