Kitchen Garden Aficionado Mugs

Planting Dreams.

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

Allotment

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Garden Goddess.

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

Bee flying to another flower.

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Cats and gardens.

Too much cilantro

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

A Day In The Kitchen

Lawnmower

The Fall of Gnome

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

Et in Arcadia Ego

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

'Do you mind!!?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Ecology

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

"To keep prices down, we require you to cook your own food, wait in yourselves and wash your dishes."