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Gardening for Beginners - 'Hot water or cold?'

'I've told you before, I don't like broccoli.'

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

Gardening for Beginners

"Honey! Come quick and bring containers. The zucchini are running wild."

Mystery vegetable growing in plot.

'These aren't the rewards of the home gardener. These are vegetables!'

'Gee - More Zucchini?'

"Okay, you grew the world's largest tomato. What do you want me to do about it?"

'The potatoes are over there, the brussel sprouts are next to that and right here is my husband Jack.'

"And that's just the tip of the iceberg."

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

"Oh, Kevin. You are truly the Tomato Whisperer."

"My biggest problem is squatters."

"One day junior, all this will be yours..."

"One man's apocalypse is another man's mandate."

Allotment

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

A Good Batch.

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

baby sweetcorn...