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Julia Childs combats a growing rabbit population

Fragrans Tortuosa

"...and we grow all our own herbs."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Prize vegetables.

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

The Environmentalist

So Close..

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Gardener attacked by plants.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"First time pruning?"

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Soup of the month.

Allotment

Gardener

Pumpkin patch

Plant Lady

Doing the borders.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

An Unexpected Guest.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Yardless: Please help

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Rose Garden

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.