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Fragrans Tortuosa

"...and we grow all our own herbs."

Prize vegetables.

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

The Environmentalist

So Close..

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener attacked by plants.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Allotment

Pumpkin patch

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Gardener

Soup of the month.

"First time pruning?"

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Plant Lady

Doing the borders.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

An Unexpected Guest.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Rose Garden

Yardless: Please help