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'I think we're being stalked.'

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

"I plant the kale back there to keep hipsters out of the good stuff!"

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

Night of the Living Veg

Monster Rabbit

The Many Moods of Produce: Bitter Melon, Passion Fruit, Sour Cherries, Sweet Potato.

Alternative Medicines

"Cabbage Patch"

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

'Their main complaint seems to be the brussel sprouts.'

'My doctor said eating carrots is good for my health.'

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

Vegetables watch 'Roots' TV show.

'...Think we should lay off the genetically modified carrots?'

Animal rivalry.

'Apparently no one told Dracula that you can't get blood from a turnip.'

Prize vegetables.

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

baby sweetcorn...

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

So Close..

The Environmentalist

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener attacked by plants.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"