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"If you haven't turned into a couch potato, then what's with all those sprouts growing off you?"

Prize vegetables.

baby sweetcorn...

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Allotment

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"Steamed vegetables."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

Planting veggies

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

"Relax. They're just crows."

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

Onion Tears

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