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'Daddy, the roof's leeking again.'

baby sweetcorn...

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Allotment

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Dog in Daisys

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"Steamed vegetables."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Do you have anything bigger?

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

Tree Passion

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"Bob! Your manure's here!"