Veggie Guru T-Shirts

'Oh yes, Miss Strict Vegetarian!'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

Queen of Quinoa

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

See you at the farmers market!

Give quiche a chance!

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

Vegetarian Nightmare.

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

Roasted Peppers

"Albino broccoli mum!"

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

Peas on Earth.

"I have to be honest: the job you're applying for is a real no-brainer. Are you sure you're OK with that?"

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

Taken genetic engineering too far

Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'