Vegetable Garden Guru Gifts

'Daddy, the roof's leeking again.'

baby sweetcorn...

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Allotment

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Dog in Daisys

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Steamed vegetables."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Do you have anything bigger?

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

Giant slug attacks a city

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

Tree Passion

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