Gardening Guru Gifts

"I'm doing some reorganizing - are there any of your possessions that you want to keep?"

He couldn't keep up the mortgage repayments

"Oh no, Daisy's committing herbicide!"

'By the time I get the mower working my weekend is over!'

'it's nice but I prefer Monet's garden at Giverny.'

'You know what they say, Dear...April showers bring May flowers!'

Mister Rotavator

'I've always been so busy, I've never taken the time to stop and smell one.'

'Will you be using your fishing rod today? Yes, I most certainly will be. Good, may I borrow your mower then?'

'Now just lie there until I see what our insurance covers.'

Miracle Gro Compost.

'Weapon of Moss Destruction.'

How come when dad has to weed it's 'a waste of his time', but when I have to weed, it's 'building my character'?

"Oh, Julius, look! It's the first robin!"

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

'I'm not feeling well. Do you know where I can nibble on some echinacea?'

'Looks like your lawn is getting a little long. Trouble getting the mower started?' 'Trouble getting the husband started.'

'It's the only way I could get him to mow the lawn.'

Flower: 'Frost warning tonight' Second Flower: 'I guess this is goodbye'.

Ex husband buried in the vegetable patch.

'I've never seen a year so wet.'

'Isn't Carl a scream? He's doing his garden hose imitation again!'

I think you're watering it too much.

"Here, puss, puss, puss!"

"He likes to bring in things he finds in the garden." (Dog carrying lawnmower).

'What amazes me is that Dad actually buys fertilizer!'

'I do NOT recommend 'The Brazilian'.'

Pick your own.

Every flower that ever bloomed had to go through a whole lot of dirt to get there!

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'Be careful, Doris, you'll get a slipped disk, again.'

Business still difficult, Tom?

'It's a perfect day. The sun is shining, the birds are singing and the lawnmower is broken.'

"I think the bulb's gone in my daffodil"

I Love spring!