Gardening Guru Gifts

"I'm doing some reorganizing - are there any of your possessions that you want to keep?"

He couldn't keep up the mortgage repayments

"Oh no, Daisy's committing herbicide!"

'it's nice but I prefer Monet's garden at Giverny.'

'By the time I get the mower working my weekend is over!'

'You know what they say, Dear...April showers bring May flowers!'

Mister Rotavator

'I've always been so busy, I've never taken the time to stop and smell one.'

'Will you be using your fishing rod today? Yes, I most certainly will be. Good, may I borrow your mower then?'

'Now just lie there until I see what our insurance covers.'

'Weapon of Moss Destruction.'

Miracle Gro Compost.

How come when dad has to weed it's 'a waste of his time', but when I have to weed, it's 'building my character'?

'I'm not feeling well. Do you know where I can nibble on some echinacea?'

"Oh, Julius, look! It's the first robin!"

'Isn't Carl a scream? He's doing his garden hose imitation again!'

Flower: 'Frost warning tonight' Second Flower: 'I guess this is goodbye'.

They didn't leave you any carrots. Go ahead and eat their hostas.

Ex husband buried in the vegetable patch.

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

Moses waters his daisies...

'It's the only way I could get him to mow the lawn.'

I think you're watering it too much.

'I've never seen a year so wet.'

'Looks like your lawn is getting a little long. Trouble getting the mower started?' 'Trouble getting the husband started.'

"Here, puss, puss, puss!"

Pick your own.

'What amazes me is that Dad actually buys fertilizer!'

I Love spring!

'It's a perfect day. The sun is shining, the birds are singing and the lawnmower is broken.'

'Be careful, Doris, you'll get a slipped disk, again.'

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'I do NOT recommend 'The Brazilian'.'

"I think the bulb's gone in my daffodil"

Business still difficult, Tom?