Guru Gardener Gifts

'I can't shake off the feeling that you're more enlightened than I am.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Allotment

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Dog in Daisys

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

'Oh Hi!'

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Bumble Bee

Do you have anything bigger?

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Gardening#2

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

Giant slug attacks a city