Grazing Guru Gifts

'Tell us what you've done with all the grass!'

'Oh Hi!'

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

It was love at first sight...then one of them got hungry.

"How can you be out of wings?"

The Vineyard

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Allotment

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"#Win!"

"I've just barbecued my head again."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Dog in Daisys