Garlic Guru Gifts

Looking for a gift for your garlic guru? Discover a collection of witty and charming products that honor their passion for all things garlic. From quirky mugs to stylish prints, find something that celebrates their love for this flavorful ingredient with a dash of humor and style.

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'He eats garlic to fight cancer, he drinks red wine to prevent heart disease and he chews breath mints for the stockholders meeting.'

'He eats garlic to fight cancer, he drinks red wine to prevent heart disease and he chews breath mints for the stockholders meeting.' mockup

'He eats garlic to fight cancer, he drinks red wine to prevent heart disease and he chews breath mints for the stockholders meeting.'

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'It's a wonderful new drug...a sort of injectable garlic.'

'It's a wonderful new drug...a sort of injectable garlic.' mockup

'It's a wonderful new drug...a sort of injectable garlic.'

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'I can't seem to get the taste of garlic out of my tongue stud either.'

'I can't seem to get the taste of garlic out of my tongue stud either.' mockup

'I can't seem to get the taste of garlic out of my tongue stud either.'

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'Well, garlic keeps the worms away if they don't have any, but if they have worms it doesn't work as well.'

'Well, garlic keeps the worms away if they don't have any, but if they have worms it doesn't work as well.' mockup

'Well, garlic keeps the worms away if they don't have any, but if they have worms it doesn't work as well.'

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"But I put garlic into nearly ALL my cooking..!"

"But I put garlic into nearly ALL my cooking..!" mockup

"But I put garlic into nearly ALL my cooking..!"

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"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course." mockup

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

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"How can you be out of wings?"

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Domestic Superheroes!!

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Counting ribs

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The Vineyard

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'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.' mockup

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

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On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom. mockup

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

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"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?" mockup

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

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'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.' mockup

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

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Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers. mockup

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

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"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma." mockup

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

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"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?" mockup

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

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"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods." mockup

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

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"Will you have a Sphinx?"

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'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.' mockup

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

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"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!" mockup

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

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"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce." mockup

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

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'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....' mockup

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

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'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?' mockup

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

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would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella? mockup

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

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'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.' mockup

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

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"I've just barbecued my head again." mockup

"I've just barbecued my head again."

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'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.' mockup

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

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"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious." mockup

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

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"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?" mockup

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

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Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys mockup

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

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'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

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"Can I have another sausage Dad?" mockup

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

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Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

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"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on." mockup

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

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Garlic Guru Gifts Collection

Garlic Guru Mugs

Explore our collection of garlic-themed mugs—witty, charming, and perfect for any garlic enthusiast's morning routine.

Garlic Guru Pillows

Browse cozy garlic-inspired pillows—ideal for adding personality to their living space or kitchen nook.

Garlic Guru Prints

Discover artistic prints celebrating garlic mastery—great for decorating kitchens and cooking spaces with humor and style.

Garlic Guru T-Shirts

Find amusing and stylish garlic-loving t-shirts that let their passion for flavor shine on casual days.