Grain Guru Gifts

Wheat Watchers

US food supply.

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

'How can it be whole if the wheat has been ground into a powder?'

World Food Supply Impacted By Ukraine War

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

"I love quinoa, but freekeh is more fun to say."

Agriculture Museum. Rice. Corn. Wheat, rice and corn were the first grains used to feed domesticated livestock. The founding fodders!

Tax on home made beer causes a woman to stop brewing

The staple grains tended to look down on the more specialized fare... like quinoa.

Grain Strength Full silos Information

Tartine

"How can you be out of wings?"

The Vineyard

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

"I've just barbecued my head again."

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

"#Win!"

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

Sale! Weed Whackers

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

'Oh Hi!'

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'Which wine list would you like, Sir - Classics or Plonk?'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'