Gmo Guru Gifts

"Worries about genetic engineering are massively exaggerated. I can count on two tentacles the accidents we've had!"

'Orange juice from 100% carrots'

Genetic engineering - mutant DNA escaping from a laboratory.

You say genetically modified po-tay-to. I say genetically modified po-tah-to.

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'

'STOP! You're injecting the wrong GMO gene!'

"He's a phony - made of all those new fat substitutes."

"We're using genetic engineering to modify the molecular structure of a plant's natural cellulose. We convert selected parts of the plant into plastic!"

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

"Of course our products are absolutely safe!

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Allotment

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"#Win!"

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Wordplay: Gastropod.

'Oh Hi!'

Do you have anything bigger?

Gardening#2

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'