Gmo Enthusiast Gifts

"There's a lot of alarmist talk going round, about how genetic modification will mix the genes of different species to create bizarre hybrid creatures."

'Mama, this corn's got eyeballs...'

"Square tomatoes. Blue pumpkins? Inside-out corn."

'If it walks like a duck, and it quacks like a duck, it's a genetically modified potato.'

Transgenic apples - $5 each

"These Genetically Modified crops are really working for me now,George..."

"I'm a baahnana!"

"Put the oven on dear, I've picked us up a lovely leg of salmon."

"If we can make a cabbage smarter, imagine what we can do with other food!"

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Nature versus commerce.

But is it organic?

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

At the market

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."