Gmo Gurus Gifts

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

DNA Analysis.

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

'I know it's hard to believe. But biological speaking, they're our closest relatives.'

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'I find it harder and harder to get any work done with all the ethicists hanging around.'

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

'Say, aren't those the same weeds that came up last year?'

'Take me to your weeder!'

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

'The Algenist meets the Alchemist.'

"House red, sir?"

'I might even change my views on genetics research if scientists could genetically engineer supreme court appointees!'

"We're using genetic engineering to modify the molecular structure of a plant's natural cellulose. We convert selected parts of the plant into plastic!"

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'

'All our family's creativity is channelled into finding ways to gain weight.

Profits from gene patenting.

John Snow

Genetic engineering - mutant DNA escaping from a laboratory.

"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."

'STOP! You're injecting the wrong GMO gene!'

"Put the oven on dear, I've picked us up a lovely leg of salmon."

'Okay class, you can tell that this is a dogwood tree by its bark.'

'Okay - is there anybody ElSE whose homework ate their dog?'