Gmo Gurus Pillows

Rudy, do you remember when I experimented with genetically engineered produce? Yeah. And I created an enormous evil zucchini. Yep. Why? No reason. Do you have a 12-foot paring knife? Uh-oh. Huge carrot! Run!

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

DNA Analysis.

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

'I know it's hard to believe. But biological speaking, they're our closest relatives.'

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'I find it harder and harder to get any work done with all the ethicists hanging around.'

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

'Say, aren't those the same weeds that came up last year?'

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

'Take me to your weeder!'

'The Algenist meets the Alchemist.'

'I might even change my views on genetics research if scientists could genetically engineer supreme court appointees!'

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

"Cheer up, might never happen!"

I think we may have genetically overmodified the tomatoes.

"We're using genetic engineering to modify the molecular structure of a plant's natural cellulose. We convert selected parts of the plant into plastic!"

'All our family's creativity is channelled into finding ways to gain weight.

"House red, sir?"

'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'

Medical Lab. Ernie, we call it a "paternity test," not a "pop quiz."

Profits from gene patenting.

Happy Face Grows Third Eye.

John Snow

Genetic engineering - mutant DNA escaping from a laboratory.

"I'm a baahnana!"

"Who gets the Chateaubriand with the mail-in rebate?"

'Okay - is there anybody ElSE whose homework ate their dog?'

'Okay class, you can tell that this is a dogwood tree by its bark.'

You say genetically modified po-tay-to. I say genetically modified po-tah-to.

'STOP! You're injecting the wrong GMO gene!'