Gmo Scholars Pillows

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor,

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

"We're using genetic engineering to modify the molecular structure of a plant's natural cellulose. We convert selected parts of the plant into plastic!"

'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

Which is the genetically modified corn?"

Woman looking at apples in a grocery store with labels that say "Apples", "Genetically modified apples" and "Mutant apples from outer space".

Genetic engineering - mutant DNA escaping from a laboratory.

"I'm a baahnana!"

"What I really hate is preventive medicine. They go after us before we even do anything."

'STOP! You're injecting the wrong GMO gene!'

"Put the oven on dear, I've picked us up a lovely leg of salmon."

Way Too Genetically Engineered Chicken

"He's a phony - made of all those new fat substitutes."

'Good luck son, but genetically you are screwed.'

"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

"There's a lot of alarmist talk going round, about how genetic modification will mix the genes of different species to create bizarre hybrid creatures."

'Orange juice from 100% carrots'

"Relax, everybody. It's no one we knew."

"And who's been eating my genetically modified porridge?"

"Why are you crossing a turkey with an octopus?"

'Sermon - if he wanted us to eat genetically-modified food, h would have modified them himself.'

Children of the Genetically Modified Corn