Gmo Scholars Mugs

"Sorry. . . I'm 100 per cent genetically modified."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor,

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'

I think we may have genetically overmodified the tomatoes.

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

"We're using genetic engineering to modify the molecular structure of a plant's natural cellulose. We convert selected parts of the plant into plastic!"

Which is the genetically modified corn?"

Woman looking at apples in a grocery store with labels that say "Apples", "Genetically modified apples" and "Mutant apples from outer space".

Genetic engineering - mutant DNA escaping from a laboratory.

"Put the oven on dear, I've picked us up a lovely leg of salmon."

You say genetically modified po-tay-to. I say genetically modified po-tah-to.

"I'm a baahnana!"

"What I really hate is preventive medicine. They go after us before we even do anything."

'STOP! You're injecting the wrong GMO gene!'

"He's a phony - made of all those new fat substitutes."

Way Too Genetically Engineered Chicken

'Good luck son, but genetically you are screwed.'

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

"There's a lot of alarmist talk going round, about how genetic modification will mix the genes of different species to create bizarre hybrid creatures."

'Orange juice from 100% carrots'

Welcome at the Healthful Restaurant. We allow neither cholesterol, GM food, colourings, dust nor guests.

"Relax, everybody. It's no one we knew."

"I've crossed a potato with a sponge. You should see it soak up gravy."

Center for the research and development of abnormally large strains of fruit.

'Sermon - if he wanted us to eat genetically-modified food, h would have modified them himself.'

Rudy, do you remember when I experimented with genetically engineered produce? Yeah. And I created an enormous evil zucchini. Yep. Why? No reason. Do you have a 12-foot paring knife? Uh-oh. Huge carrot! Run!