Gmo Debater Mugs

Will work 4 genetically altered food.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

G.M. leaf.

"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."

Children of the Genetically Modified Corn

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

"Very nice résumé. Leave a sample of your DNA with my secretary."

"Woo-hoo!"

Woman looking at apples in a grocery store with labels that say "Apples", "Genetically modified apples" and "Mutant apples from outer space".

"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."

Organ Donor Card

'To eat or not to eat?'

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

'Careful Jack - it might be a GM beanstalk!'

Frankenfood farms: pest-resistant, fresher-longer, who-knows-what produce.

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

'See! I told you all this old police riot gear we found in that skip would come in handy!'

"I have a warrant for the arrest of Sandro Botticelli."

The Scones-Monkey Trial. Dear god-fearing jurors, I make a simple common-sense point: Of course man and monkey are not physically related. Have a look for yourself. Move to strike the example. Too late! They both stink. Hey!

Gorillas in the jungle.

Scarecrow holding a sign 'Genetically modified crop', crow comments "Now that is scary"

"That's it - no more GM research for me..."

"And who's been eating my genetically modified porridge?"

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

Waitrose Vegan Burgers

'I find them ineffective myself.'

The Global War Against Global Warming