Gmo Debater T-Shirts

Will work 4 genetically altered food.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

G.M. leaf.

"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."

Children of the Genetically Modified Corn

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

"Very nice résumé. Leave a sample of your DNA with my secretary."

"Woo-hoo!"

Woman looking at apples in a grocery store with labels that say "Apples", "Genetically modified apples" and "Mutant apples from outer space".

"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."

'To eat or not to eat?'

Organ Donor Card

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

'Careful Jack - it might be a GM beanstalk!'

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

"I have a warrant for the arrest of Sandro Botticelli."

Frankenfood farms: pest-resistant, fresher-longer, who-knows-what produce.

Gorillas in the jungle.

'See! I told you all this old police riot gear we found in that skip would come in handy!'

Scarecrow holding a sign 'Genetically modified crop', crow comments "Now that is scary"

"That's it - no more GM research for me..."

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

'I find them ineffective myself.'

"And who's been eating my genetically modified porridge?"

'As a Potato & a Farmer he has a unique perspective on the GM issue.'

Eat Meat For the Environment!

'Our high prices have helped lower highway fatalities, but do we get any thanks? No.'

"'Thou shalt not kill'....Well, does that ring a bell?"