Gmo Debate T-Shirts

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

Woman looking at apples in a grocery store with labels that say "Apples", "Genetically modified apples" and "Mutant apples from outer space".

"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."

The ethics professor weeding his garden.

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

Way Too Genetically Engineered Chicken

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."

'Look out, he has a gun!'

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

"That's it - no more GM research for me..."

'You'll never convince me that phone masts aren't a health risk.'

"And who's been eating my genetically modified porridge?"

'Ingredients: chicken, eggs ... Hey, the chicken DID come before the egg.'

'I still have trouble telling right from wrong but my lawyers are trying to help me approximate it.'

Face Trophies

Children of the Genetically Modified Corn

"Papi, we've decided we want nothing but salads...and hamburgers...for every meal."

'Sermon - if he wanted us to eat genetically-modified food, h would have modified them himself.'

'Hi John, it's your partner, Peter. I've decided to have a non-smokers day off - it should just make up for all the cigarette breaks you've taken in the last month!'

G.M. leaf.

March Against Monsanto Media Blackout!

"Oh no, Professor Enriquez, you misunderstood... When my brother said he was on a vegetarian diet, he meant he only eats vegetarians!"

Carotene: A carrot with raging hormones.

'We do not discuss soybeans on these premises, Mrs. Grommet.'

Meat bi-products.

'Man, I go for genetically modified chicken food!'

"Well, let's just say it's half a plant-based food!"