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"And who's been eating my genetically modified porridge?"

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

I think we may have genetically overmodified the tomatoes.

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

Woman looking at apples in a grocery store with labels that say "Apples", "Genetically modified apples" and "Mutant apples from outer space".

'How can I help you? We offer - choice, diversity or competition.'

"Put the oven on dear, I've picked us up a lovely leg of salmon."

Way Too Genetically Engineered Chicken

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

Sonny Bono - Singer/US Congressman.

"I'm a baahnana!"

"Some deterrent that was!"

This is Weird

"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

"'Why am I up here?' you ask! Let me give you a tip, bro; walking on land is the only way to go, if you want to avoid extinction!"

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

Advertisements for 'Brother Marsh- faith healer and Deacon 'Speed' Alton- emergency room'.

"There's a lot of alarmist talk going round, about how genetic modification will mix the genes of different species to create bizarre hybrid creatures."

"I'm the 'Before' in diet ads."

Children of the Genetically Modified Corn

'Sermon - if he wanted us to eat genetically-modified food, h would have modified them himself.'

"Patient continues to entertain the sincere delusion that apple pie served with a slice of cheese on top is delicious..."

"What's all this fuss about genetically modified food, anyway?"

G.M. leaf.

"I'm a big devotee of fasting."

'Here's a song for all of you who are conflicted over whether or not it's safe to eat genetically-modified food.'

March Against Monsanto Media Blackout!

"Square tomatoes. Blue pumpkins? Inside-out corn."

Nuclear

She's Not Heavy, She's a Heroine

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