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"Faced with the dilemma of a plant-based diet or imminent death, you choose death?"

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

Adam and Eve - Food scares

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

'I want to lose weight, Doctor.' - 'Eat less, then.' - 'I need it to be more complicated than that.' - 'Why?' - 'How can I justify failing if it's that simple, eh?!' - 'Gah. He's breaking me...' -

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

"It has a cream base because we hate you."

Advertisements for 'Brother Marsh- faith healer and Deacon 'Speed' Alton- emergency room'.

'The vegetarians are the smug-looking ones...'

'I have a hard time believing that fast food causes obesity.'

'I know it's my third doughnut, but it's okay. I'm using the Pilates method of dunking.'

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

"No thanks, mom. I'm on a vegetable free diet."

"I'm the 'Before' in diet ads."

"Moving to a chair to eat three times a day really isn't 'doing sit-ups!'"

'You were right, doc. Blood is thicker than water.'

'You need a more balanced diet.'

'Get back! Get back! Or so help me...I'll eat it!'

'Ever noticed how triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones?'

"Patient continues to entertain the sincere delusion that apple pie served with a slice of cheese on top is delicious..."

The Atkins Diet.

Once again, the conversation gets too heated, and the selection of a state muffin has to be shelved until next year.

"Hunter, gatherer, we don't really care, as long as it's healthy."