Dietary Debate Enthusiast Gifts

"Faced with the dilemma of a plant-based diet or imminent death, you choose death?"

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

Adam and Eve - Food scares

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

'I want to lose weight, Doctor.' - 'Eat less, then.' - 'I need it to be more complicated than that.' - 'Why?' - 'How can I justify failing if it's that simple, eh?!' - 'Gah. He's breaking me...' -

'I have a hard time believing that fast food causes obesity.'

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

Advertisements for 'Brother Marsh- faith healer and Deacon 'Speed' Alton- emergency room'.

'The vegetarians are the smug-looking ones...'

"It has a cream base because we hate you."

'I know it's my third doughnut, but it's okay. I'm using the Pilates method of dunking.'

"I'm the 'Before' in diet ads."

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

'Ever noticed how triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones?'

"Patient continues to entertain the sincere delusion that apple pie served with a slice of cheese on top is delicious..."

"Moving to a chair to eat three times a day really isn't 'doing sit-ups!'"

'Get back! Get back! Or so help me...I'll eat it!'

The Atkins Diet.

'You need a more balanced diet.'

"No thanks, mom. I'm on a vegetable free diet."

Once again, the conversation gets too heated, and the selection of a state muffin has to be shelved until next year.

"Hunter, gatherer, we don't really care, as long as it's healthy."

"What's all this fuss about genetically modified food, anyway?"