Dietary Debate Lovers Gifts

"Sometimes I just want a nice salad."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

Adam and Eve - Food scares

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

'I have a hard time believing that fast food causes obesity.'

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

"It has a cream base because we hate you."

'The vegetarians are the smug-looking ones...'

'I know it's my third doughnut, but it's okay. I'm using the Pilates method of dunking.'

"Moving to a chair to eat three times a day really isn't 'doing sit-ups!'"

"Patient continues to entertain the sincere delusion that apple pie served with a slice of cheese on top is delicious..."

'Get back! Get back! Or so help me...I'll eat it!'

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

"I'm the 'Before' in diet ads."

The Atkins Diet.

'You need a more balanced diet.'

Once again, the conversation gets too heated, and the selection of a state muffin has to be shelved until next year.

"Hunter, gatherer, we don't really care, as long as it's healthy."

Regular ground beef, irregular ground beef.

"I'm a big devotee of fasting."

"I refuse to eat vegan food. I'm an omnivore, me!"