Dietary Debate Lovers Pillows

"Sometimes I just want a nice salad."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

Adam and Eve - Food scares

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

'I have a hard time believing that fast food causes obesity.'

"It has a cream base because we hate you."

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

'The vegetarians are the smug-looking ones...'

'I know it's my third doughnut, but it's okay. I'm using the Pilates method of dunking.'

"Patient continues to entertain the sincere delusion that apple pie served with a slice of cheese on top is delicious..."

"Moving to a chair to eat three times a day really isn't 'doing sit-ups!'"

"I'm the 'Before' in diet ads."

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

'You need a more balanced diet.'

'Get back! Get back! Or so help me...I'll eat it!'

The Atkins Diet.

Once again, the conversation gets too heated, and the selection of a state muffin has to be shelved until next year.

"Hunter, gatherer, we don't really care, as long as it's healthy."

Regular ground beef, irregular ground beef.

"I'm a big devotee of fasting."

"I refuse to eat vegan food. I'm an omnivore, me!"