Food Debate Lover Pillows

Once again, the conversation gets too heated, and the selection of a state muffin has to be shelved until next year.

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

Mayo-A-Mayo

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

'It was the last straw when she threw her lumpy gravy over me!'

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

The Birth of Philosophical Thought Experiments.

"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?"

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

The Last Dinner

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

"I'm the 'Before' in diet ads."

"Patient continues to entertain the sincere delusion that apple pie served with a slice of cheese on top is delicious..."

'If you'd like to, you can discuss the question of eating genetically-modified food with our staff ethicist.'

'Ever noticed how triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones?'

The Atkins Diet.

"Papi, we've decided we want nothing but salads...and hamburgers...for every meal."

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

Restrooms.

"What's all this fuss about genetically modified food, anyway?"

"Enough with the low-hanging fruit. How about some slow-moving meat?"

"I'm a big devotee of fasting."

"Are you still a vegetarian if you only eat herbivores?"

'Keep complaining about my meals and you can fry your own salad!'

"I'm a meat and potatoes guy in a kale and tofu world."

'Here's a song for all of you who are conflicted over whether or not it's safe to eat genetically-modified food.'

"I've been eating genetically modified corn all my life and I don't see what all the fuss is about!"