Food Debate Fan Pillows

"You are sure he's not genetically modified?"

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Putin's prime critic was killed. That would never happen in U.S. politics, because nothing gets done here!"

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

The delegitimization effort.

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

'I was thinking about voting my conscience this time, but then I remembered that I didn't have one.'

'. . . But where's the beef?'

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

The Last Dinner

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

Size differences aside...it's that cheesy 'manufactured' smile that makes it so easy to pick a fruit fly on a GM diet!!

Studies show some foods work miracles/study says studies are a crock.

'Maybe you just can't have hope and change at the same TIME.'

"I'm the 'Before' in diet ads."

'Ever noticed how triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones?'

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

"Papi, we've decided we want nothing but salads...and hamburgers...for every meal."

"Patient continues to entertain the sincere delusion that apple pie served with a slice of cheese on top is delicious..."

The Atkins Diet.

Once again, the conversation gets too heated, and the selection of a state muffin has to be shelved until next year.

"What's all this fuss about genetically modified food, anyway?"

"I'm a big devotee of fasting."

"As soon as I pay alimony to my six ex-wives, go to rehab and see my therapist, I'm going to go protest that wacko Trump."

'Keep complaining about my meals and you can fry your own salad!'

'Here's a song for all of you who are conflicted over whether or not it's safe to eat genetically-modified food.'

"Are you still a vegetarian if you only eat herbivores?"